November 30th, 2002 
Yawn… ‘Kay, so I’m at home right now, sitting in my room with my laptop on top of my dresser because the networking cable I’m using isn’t long enough to reach my desk. It’s killing my back, not being able to pull my chair up any closer than the length of my femurs.
What? Femurs. The bones in the upper halves of your legs, above the knee.
No, not your thighs. Your thighs are just muscles, and don’t forget that you’ve got quadriceps up there, too.
Crap, now I forgot what I was gonna talk about. Thanks a lot guys.