My goodness, what a lovely day I’m having so far. I got to sleep in, the hot water stayed strong throughout my entire shower, it’s 55° and sunny outside, The Doors came on in my CD changer during my morning commute, and I’m only at work for four hours today. The sweet and juicy cherry on top of all of this is the part of my drive to work when some ass vacuum in a sport utility douchemobile started tailgating me like crazy in a 25 MPH zone, and as if in answer to my hatred, he got pinched by a cop for it. Life, she is good.

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