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The long-speculated identity of a local resident’s psychological disorder has turned out to just be fucking trichotillomania, a neurosis in which sufferers compulsively pluck hairs from their head and body for whatever fucking reason.

“Yeah, that’s why I’ve got this little bald spot here under my chin,” said the local man, who claims to have suffered from this “disorder” for most of his life. “I mean no one can really see it, so it’s like, eh, whatever.”

The man’s neighbors were appalled when they finally learned of his completely fucking retarded affliction.

“Are you fucking kidding me? That’s it? I thought we were gonna find out he was like a fucking pyro or something,” one neighbor said. “So, what, he just plucks his whiskers out? What the fuck?”

“Can’t he just not do that?” said another neighbor.

It has been reported that the man’s fiancee is helping him cope with the disorder by pointing out his plucking when she sees him do it.

“Sometimes I go into the bathroom if I find a hair that’s really bothering me, though,” the man added after his fiancee left the room.

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